Academy Award-winning screenwriter and director Nora Ephron ( When Harry Met Sally , Heartburn , Sleepless in Seattle , You’ve Got Mail ) turns her sharp wit on to her own life. * Never marry a man you wouldn’t want to be divorced from *If the shoe doesn’t fit in the shoe store, it’s never going to fit *When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you *Anything you think is wrong with your body at the age of thirty-five you will be nostalgic for by the age of forty-five *The empty nest is underrated *If only one third of your clothes are mistakes, you're ahead of the game