Early humor from the author of The Da Vinci Code

MEN WHO LIVE WITH THEIR MOTHERS...men who pretend they know what they're doing when they smell the cork...MEN WHO HAVE PAST LIVES...men who write self-help books for women...MEN WHO "DO" LUNCH...men with fake Rolex watches...MEN WITH REAL ROLEX WATCHES

Keep away. Far, far away. Because when a woman is hunting for the love of a lifetime, she has to know what species to watch out for. Here's an essential field guide to 187 men to avoid...stinging insects, dangerous parasites, and vermin of every kind. Keep it in your backpack the next time you venture into the wilderness of romance. And don't say you weren't warned...